If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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