I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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