another moral hangover. fuck.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I wish you could order shots online.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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