i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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