Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just found a bag of teeth...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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