I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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