I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize