try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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