ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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