You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Best friends brother. Beat that.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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