There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
this is an emotional support booty call
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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