As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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