Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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