its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I checked into jail on foursquare
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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