so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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