she is the kim kardashian of front butts
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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