She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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