whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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