people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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