margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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