I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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