wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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