With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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