Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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