we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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