white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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