i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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