Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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