How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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