I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Help. Why am I so naked?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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