all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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