hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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