what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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