What did we do last night that was yellow?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?