Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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