these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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