At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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