Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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