It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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