I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
what day is it and did you see me today?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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