Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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