What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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