I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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