ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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