Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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