**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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