its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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