I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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