in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
How does it feel to date your dad?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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