Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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