Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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